Just found this video on YouTube. My God, I love it.. I got a major hard on. If you read my blog you know I do not like lawyers. In fact I hate lawyers. I think most all of them are scum.
The video below is him turning himself in at the jail.
“Some ATL readers may find our Lawyer of the Day posts frivolous, but there are valuable lessons in each one. Texan lawyer Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa has many lessons to impart.
Lesson one: how not to show one’s displeasure with a judge’s ruling. From the Austin American-Statesman:
Adam Reposa, 33, was held in contempt of court by County-Court-at-Law Judge Jan Breland for his "intentional and contumacious conduct during the court’s review of the plea bargain offer to his client before jury trial."
Reposa, who could not be reached for comment, "made a simulated masturbatory gesture with his hand while making eye contact with the court in response to an objection by the state to his interference with the court plea bargain inquiry," Breland wrote in a judgment of criminal contempt of court filed March 11.
While we may understand the desire to use the "jerk-off" gesture with a judge who uses the word "contumacious," we strongly advise against it.
Lesson two: how not to manage your media relations, as reported by a local broadcaster.
When Reposa’s law office was contacted by phone, the person answering said she was instructed by Reposa to tell the media a vulgarity, which won’t be printed here.
We advise "no comment at this time" as a much more respectable way of saying f**k off.
Lesson three: how not to market your legal services. First, do not register with your state bar as "Bulletproof." Second, do not make terrible YouTube videos.
While we are tempted to make the "jerk-off" gesture, instead we will end with "no comment at this time."
Austin attorney put in jail after "obscene gesture" in court [KeyeTV.com]
Defense lawyer held in contempt for lewd gesture at judge [Austin American Statesman]By Kashmir Hill | 03.24.08 at 10:00 AM
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How much more proof do people need to see that this was essentially an episode of All in the family? What a load of garbage. As if anyone outside their little click would receive similar treatment?…
Hey, what do you call a lawyer that passes the bar with the very minimum required score?
answer in next post.
A lawyer!